"believed himself immortal 'till he had a DATE WITH GRAVITY"

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some-newtype-bullshit:

EVERY PART OF THIS IS WRONG

Sep 14 2014





silentlyaudible:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

Cry and get yelled at for faking it




homeruchan:

I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice




dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE




danisnotonfire:

new gaming video! our first HEAD TO HEAD BATTLE in Mortal Kombat Trilogy. contains strong violence ..and possibly language (sorry).




sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t




The Queen of Rap slaying with Queen Bey. ***Flawless



The Queen of Rap slaying with Queen Bey. ***Flawless





victyrion:

jibblyuniverse:

turntechhgodhead:

groupautogenics2:

monarchie:

Iceland

where’s the fuckin ice

in Greenland

I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"

that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened




theravensden:

Peace in the woods




killuangel:

"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily






frecklesandink:

goldfrapp-uccino:

AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.

I’M NOT CRYING

I HAVE HAYFEVER

IT’S ALLERGIES

I HAVE FEELS IN MY EYES

Whaaaat