"believed himself immortal 'till he had a DATE WITH GRAVITY"

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Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.

Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.

In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word. 

And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact. 

legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint. 

BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.

….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:


Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????

It’s pretty much the same in Sweden.

Apr 23 2014





"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE


i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

wowowo smart 



So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table


also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

Every morning I wake,
And I feel quite alone.
I miss the chill of the North,
And the love of my home.
As a prisoner,
I feel that I built my own cage,
My regrets are too many,
Too strong, and so strange.
‘I was not to know’,
I whisper in prayer,
‘I was young, just a child’,
I’m repaid in despair.
I wear the mask of fair maiden,
And a look of compliance,
I dare not ever snarl,
Or allude to defiance.
My hair it is braided,
Atop my raised head,
I cling to grace as my lifeline,
I make beauty of dread.
But inside, all my fury,
It screams like the wind.
It howls like a wolf.
Of vengeance it sings.
Patience is a virtue,
Or oft I am told,
It has become my saviour,
My vow to this world.
I waited, existed,
In a mouth full of teeth,
Sharpened and bared,
Poised to snap shut and crush me.
And then came the day,
Sewn of indigo and violet,
That my predator scented,
A brand new alliance.
Praise the Maiden,
He choked on his own wicked soul,
Before he could claim her,
And swallow her whole.
Quite curiously,
I found I was compelled to forgive,
After all, it is cruel,
How life steals, how it gives.
Then the voice of an angel,
Spoke amidst all the chaos,
I must run, I must hide.
Or else all hope was lost.
So I hitched up my skirts,
I turned and I fled,
From the monsters that cut off my father’s sweet head.

Sansa Escapes From The Lions’ Den by Claudia Boleyn

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